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PRISON   vs.  YOUR JOB

IN PRISON you spend the majority of your time in an 8x10 cell.

AT YOUR JOB you spend most of your time in a 6x8 cubicle.

 

IN PRISON you get three meals a day.

AT YOUR JOB you only get a break for 1 meal and you have to pay for it.

 

IN PRISON you get time off for good behaviour.

AT YOUR JOB you get more work for good behavior .

 

IN PRISON a guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.

AT YOUR JOB you must carry around a security card and unlock and open all the doors yourself.

 

IN PRISON you can watch TV and play games.

AT YOUR JOB you get fired for watching TV and playing games.

 

IN PRISON you get your own toilet.

 

AT YOUR JOB you have to share with some idiot who pees on the seat.

 

IN PRISON they allow your family and friends to visit.

AT YOUR JOB you cannot even speak to your family and friends.

 

IN PRISON all expenses are paid by taxpayers with no work required.

AT YOUR JOB you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.

 

 

 

IN PRISON you spend most of your life looking through bars from the inside wanting to get out.

AT YOUR JOB you spend most of your time wanting to get out and inside bars.

IN PRISON there are wardens who are often sadistic.

AT YOUR JOB they are called managers.